gUys i think i just
ate a dog treAT
i thought it was a VANILLA OREO I’M 100% DONE WIHT MYSELF
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leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas:
when a guy walks past you and you catch a whiff of their cologne
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my dad just came in and tossed this at me saying it “came with the paper”
I’m nearly a 20 year old man
update:
I gave in
her name is stephanie
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